Ed's New Year Resolutions - Mannerisms

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'My New Year's Resolutions,' Ed enters this heading in his diary. Underneath he lists: 1. IPO and get my $25 mill. 2. Use the $25 mill to taunt the ex. 3. Use the $25 mill to wind up the kids for siding with the ex. 4. Buy more old Bordeaux than I can drink in a lifetime. 5. Tell The Brats to stuff themselves (after the $25 mill's in the bank) 6. Get massively laid 'Just as I'm writing this my secretary comes in. "What are your New Year's Resolutions?" I ask her.' "To get the money together to buy my Mum treatment for her back; to get my eldest child into the best school in the area; to help my neighbour get over the death of her husband and to be a better wife," she replied.' 'Silly girl,' writes Ed, 'roll on my $25 mill.' HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE. Next post Jan 2nd

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